Happiness Is Being Stuck In An Elevator

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

Having Money Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.

I Can't Go Anywhere Without Being Bugged By Somebody. I'd Love To Just Hike Out Down The Street, Or Drop In A Restaurant, Or Wander In The Park, Or Take My Kids Somewhere Without Collecting A Trail Of People. But I Can't.

Happiness Is Having A Rare Steak, A Bottle Of Whiskey, And A Dog To Eat The Rare Steak.

I Know You've Been Married To The Same Woman For 69 Years. That Is Marvelous. It Must Be Very Inexpensive.