Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!