Guns Aren't Toys! They're For Family Protection,

A Woman Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator. Six Feet Tall, 300 Pounds...it Makes Ice.

We All Scribble Poetry.

And By The Sacred Parchment, I Swear That If I Reveal The Secrets Of The Stonecutters, May My Stomach Become Bloated And My Head Be Plucked Of All But Three Hairs

And What He Greatly Thought, He Nobly Dared.

...he'll Never Lie - The Man Is Far Too Wise.