If You Are Very Valiant, It Is

Nay If Even In The House Of Hades The Dead Forget Their Dead, Yet Will I Even There Be Mindful Of My Dear Comrade.

For Never, Never, Wicked Man Was Wise.

Even His Griefs Are A Joy Long After To One That Remembers All That He Wrought And Endured.

Without A Sign, His Sword The Brave Man Draws, And Asks No Omen, But His Country's Cause.

Oh, Look At Me! I'm Making People Happy! I'm The Magical Man From Happy-land, In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane! Oh, By The Way, I Was Being Sarcastic.