Gray Hair Is God's Graffiti.

The Mother May Be Doing Ninety Percent Of The Disciplining, But The Father Still Must Have A Full-time Acceptance Of All The Children. He Never Must Say, "get These Kids Out Of Here; I'm Trying To Watch Tv." If He Ever Does Start Saying This, He Is Liable To See One Of His Kids On The Six O'clock News.

Violence Won't Solve A Thing. It Makes It More Challenging To Solve, Though.

Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone ... He Must Have Peanut Butter.

It Is A Warning, Godspeed. It Means You Are No Longer Welcome Here At These Prices.

Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.