Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

Violence Won't Solve A Thing. It Makes It More Challenging To Solve, Though.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

Laughter Brings Out The Child In All Of Us.

Racial Humor Was About 35% Of My Act When I First Started. But I Realized That It Was A Crutch. What Brought It Home Was When Another Comedian Said To Me, 'if You Changed Color Tomorrow, You Wouldn't Have Any Material.' He Meant It As A Put-down, But I Took It As A Challenge.

The Weatherman Is Always Right. It's Just His Timing That's Off.