Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

Nothing Separates The Generations More Than Music. By The Time A Child Is Eight Or Nine, He Has Developed A Passion For His Own Music That Is Even Stronger Than His Passions For Procrastination And Weird Clothes.

The Weatherman Is Always Right. It's Just His Timing That's Off.

The Most Important Educational Vehicle In All Life Is A Parent Figure.

There Is No Labor A Person Does That Is Undignified; If They Do It Right.

I Once Asked My Father For A Dollar For The School Picnic. He Told Me How He Once Killed A Grizzly Bear With His Loose-leaf Notebook.