Grammar, Which Knows How To Control Even

You Have But To Hold Forth In Cap And Gown, And Any Gibberish Becomes Learning, All Nonsense Passes For Sense.

To Create A Public Scandal Is What's Wicked; To Sin In Private Is Not A Sin.

In Clothes As Well As Speech, The Man Of Sense Will Shun All These Extremes That Give Offense, Dress Unaffectedly, And, Without Haste, Follow The Changes In The Current Taste.

No One Is Safe From Slander. The Best Way Is To Pay No Attention To It, But Live In Innocence And Let The World Talk.

Birth Means Nothing Where There Is No Virtue.