A Learned Fool Is More A Fool

All Is Wholesome In The Absence Of Excess.

Wives Rarely Fuss About Their Beauty To Guarantee Their Mate's Affection.

No Matter What Aristotle And The Philosophers Say, Nothing Is Equal To Tobacco; It's The Passion Of The Well-bred, And He Who Lives Without Tobacco Lives A Life Not Worth Living.

It Is The Public Scandal That Offends; To Sin In Secret Is No Sin At All.

The Genuine Amphitryon Is The Amphitryon With Whom We Dine.