Got Ants In My Pants And I

Got Ants In My Pants And I Need To Dance, So Big Fine Mama, Come Give Me A Chance.

When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To Do One Thing: Bring People Joy. Just Like Church Does. People Don't Go To Church To Find Trouble, They Go There To Lose It.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

I Named My New Son James Joseph Brown Ii. I Think He's Going To Be A Lot Better Than I Was.

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.