Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
Login
Ads Place 1222
Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!
-George Carlin
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
Japanese
Korean
Turkish
Indonesian
Arabic
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is
George Carlin
Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!
Views: 30
Topic
Funny
Death
Senior
More From George Carlin
There Are Some People That Aren't Into All The Words. There Are Some People Who Would Have You Not Use Certain Words. Yeah, There Are 400,000 Words In The English Language, And There Are Seven Of Them That You Can't Say On Television. What A Ratio That Is. 399,993 To Seven. They Must Really Be Bad. They'd Have To Be Outrageous, To Be Separated From A Group That Large. All Of You Over Here, You Seven. Bad Words. That's What They Told Us They Were, Remember? 'that's A Bad Word.' You Know Bad Words. Bad Thoughts. Bad Intentions.
People
Groups
Use
Irony Deals With Opposites; It Has Nothing To Do With Coincidence.
Opposites
Irony
Coincidence
I Never Take Credit For Anything, Because It's Mostly Genetic To My Way Of Thinking. Even The Need To Work Hard With Some Genetic Talent You're Given - The Need To Go Out And Develop It, And Push Hard To Bring It To People.
Hard Work
Thinking
People
There Are Nights When The Wolves Are Silent And Only The Moon Howls.
Funny
Halloween
Night
I Always Wanted And Enjoyed Sex, But I Never Put Much Importance On Scoring Or Having An Athletic Sex Life. I Guess I Define Myself More By My Career And My Commitment To A Relationship Than By My Ability To Have A Lot Of Chicks Or Achieve Ten Orgasms In An Evening.
Sex
Commitment
Careers
Ads Place 3
Ads Place 2
Trending Author
Richard K. Morgan
A. C. Benson
Catherine The Great
Charles C. Mann
Nancy Friday
Dante Alighieri
Category
Information
Ads Place 4
Ads Place 5