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Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.

Most People Are Not Particularly Good At Anything.

Every Time You Use The Phrase All My Life It Has A Different Meaning.

I Used To Be Irish Catholic. Now I'm An American - You Know, You Grow.

Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella, And You'll End Up With A Face Full Of Rain.