A Pear Is A Failed Apple.

What Occurs As You Age Is An Accumulation Of Information, Data, Knowledge, And What I'm Going To Call The Matrix Of The Mind. There's Just A Rich, Textured, Field Of Information And Impressions That Have Been All Networked By The Brain.

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

I Don't Like To Think Of Laws As Rules You Have To Follow, But More As Suggestions.

When I Ask How Old Your Toddler Is, I Don't Need To Hear '27 Months.' 'he's Two' Will Do Just Fine. He's Not A Cheese. And I Didn't Really Care In The First Place.

Would A Fly Without Wings Be Called A Walk?