A Pear Is A Failed Apple.

We Get What We Deserve. They Are Our Elected Officials.

Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella, And You'll End Up With A Face Full Of Rain.

I Went Straight From Shenanigans To Crimes Against Humanity.

This Is A Lttle Prayer Dedicated To The Separation Of Church And State. I Guess If They Are Going To Force Those Kids To Pray In Schools They Might As Well Have A Nice Prayer Like This: Our Father Who Art In Heaven, And To The Republic For Which It Stands, Thy Kingdom Come, One Nation Indivisible As In Heaven, Give Us This Day As We Forgive Those Who So Proudly We Hail. Crown Thy Good Into Temptation But Deliver Us From The Twilight's Last Gleaming. Amen And Awomen.

Every Day I Beat My Own Previous Record For The Number Of Consecutive Days I’ve Stayed Alive.