Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.

I Was Very Happy And Honored To Create The Professor Garfield Foundation With Ball State To Make Reading Fun.

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.