Good Food Is Very Often, Even Most

An Ounce Of Sauce Covers A Multitude Of Sins.

Don't Touch My D**k, Don't Touch My Knife.

I'm Not Looking To Freak People Out - Eating Rodents Or Bugs. I Don't Do That Anymore.

I'm Never A Reliable Narrator, Unbiased Or Objective.

I Learned A Long Time Ago That Trying To Micromanage The Perfect Vacation Is Always A Disaster. That Leads To Terrible Times.