Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

I Guess I Still Feel That I'm A Comedian; If I Had To Pick One Thing That I Feel Like I Could Do, It Would Be That. That Doesn't Mean That I Like It, But I Feel That's What I Am.

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.