God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers Who Come To Kill You.

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.

Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few Understand.

There Is A Thin Line Between Genius And Insanity, And In Larry's (macphail) Case It Was Sometimes So Thin You Could See Him Drifting Back And Forth.