God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

I Made A Game Effort To Argue But Two Things Were Against Me: The Umpires And The Rules.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.