God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Breaks Like A Ball Falling Off A Pool Table.

Branch Rickey Once Said Of Me That I Was A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Immediately Making A Bad Thing Worse.

There Is A Thin Line Between Genius And Insanity, And In Larry's (macphail) Case It Was Sometimes So Thin You Could See Him Drifting Back And Forth.

I Made A Game Effort To Argue But Two Things Were Against Me: The Umpires And The Rules.

In Order To Become A Big-league Manager You Have To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time. That's Rule Number One.