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Lovely Girls Are Terribly Insecure. They Are Convinced That Their Legs Are Too Thick, And Their Bottoms Are Too Big, And Their Bosoms Are Too Small. They Are Conviced That Their Nose Is The Wrong Shape, That Their Ears Stick Out, And That Their Eyes Are Too Close Together. They Need A Man Who Will Tell Them They Are Exactly Right As They Are. They Do Not Believe Him, But They Need To Hear It Said.

When Money Is Seen As A Solution For Every Problem, Money Itself Becomes The Problem.

When A Man Tells Me He's Run Out Of Steam In The Sex Department, I'll Tell Him, 'count Your Blessings; You've Escaped From The Clutches Of A Cruel Tyrant. Enjoy!

People Who Are Brutally Honest Get More Satisfaction Out Of The Brutality Than Out Of The Honesty.

Every Woman Needs One Man In Her Life Who Is Strong And Responsible. Given This Security, She Can Proceed To Do What She Really Wants To Do-fall In Love With Men Who Are Weak And Irresponsible.