God Plays A Lot Of Jokes On

Give Up Your Good 'christian' Life And Follow Jesus

Age Doesn't Always Bring Wisdom. Sometimes Age Comes Alone.

I Loved Feeling Special. I Hated Feeling Special.

I Write For A Radio Show That, No Matter What, Will Go On The Air Saturday At Five O'clock Central Time. You Learn To Write Toward That Deadline, To Let The Adrenaline Pick You Up On Friday Morning And Carry You Through, To Cook Up A Monologue About Lake Wobegon And Get To The Theater On Time.

My Ancestors Were Puritans From England. They Arrived Here In 1648 In The Hope Of Finding Greater Restrictions Than Were Permissible Under English Law At That Time.