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Humor Is Not About Problems With Airline Luggage Handlers. It's About Our Lives In America And It's About The Ends Of Our Lives And It's About Everything That Happens After That And Everything That Happened Before.

... Life Itself Is Brief, And That Is What Charges The Day With Such Ridiculous Beauty.

Bad Things Don't Happen To Writers; It's All Material.

Wal-mart Is Going In And Slaughtering [small Towns] Just As We Once Killed The Buffalo.

It Is More Worthy In The Eyes Of God . . . If A Writer Makes Three Pages Sharp And Funny About The Lives Of Geese Than To Make Three Hundred Fat And Flabby About God Or The American People.