God! I Loove This City!

The Clock Doesn't Matter In Baseball. Time Stands Still Or Moves Backwards. Theoretically, One Game Could Go On Forever. Some Seem To.

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost, But Only If You Have A Good Attorney.

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.