God! I Loove This City!

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.

Isn't It Nice That People Who Prefer Los Angeles To San Francisco Live There?

Just Two Days In Manhattan And You Find Yourself Looking For A Place To Wash Your Handkerchief After You Wipe Your Forehead And It Comes Away Black. Is There A Dirtier Or More Fascinating City Anywhere In The Land? The Answer To Both Parts Of The Question Has To Be Positively Negative.

San Franciscans Have A Bond Of Self-satisfaction Bordering On Smugness.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.