God Help Me, I'm Just Not That

He Knew The Things That Were And The Things That Would Be And The Things That Had Been Before.

If You're Gonna Get Mad At Me Every Time I Do Something Stupid, Then I Guess I'll Just Have To Stop Doing Stupid Things.

Without A Sign, His Sword The Brave Man Draws, And Asks No Omen, But His Country's Cause.

The Ugliest Man Was He Who Came To Troy; With Squinting Eyes And One Distorted Foot.

The Internet Wasn't Created For Mockery, It Was Supposed To Help Researchers At Different Universities Share Data Sets. It Was!