Porkchops And Bacon, My Two Favorite Animals.

I Won't Lie To You, Fatherhood Isn't Easy Like Motherhood.

All Men Have Need Of The Gods.

A Gun Is Not A Weapon! It's A Tool, Like A Butcher's Knife, Or A Harpoon, Or An Alligator.

Just Once I'd Like Someone To Call Me 'sir' Without Adding 'you're Making A Scene.'

All The Survivors Of The War Had Reached Their Homes And So Put The Perils Of Battle And The Sea Behind Them.