God Has A Special Providence For Fools,

Politics Is Not An Exact Science.

Politics Is Like Sausages, You Don't Want To Watch Either Being Made.

I Have Often Regretted What I Have Eaten, But Never What I Have Drunk.

There Is A Providence That Protects Idiots, Drunkards, Children And The United States Of America.

If You Like Laws And Sausages, You Should Never Watch Either One Being Made.