God Creates The Animals, Man Creates Himself.

I Have Never Yet Met Anyone Who Did Not Think It Was An Agreeable Sensation To Cut Tinfoil With Scissors.

Nothing Can Contribute More To Peace Of Soul Than The Lack Of Any Opinion Whatever.

Diogenes, Filthily Attired, Paced Across The Splendid Carpets In Plato's Dwelling. Thus, Said He, Do I Trample On The Pride Of Plato. Yes, Plato Replied, But Only With Another Kind Of Pride.

It Is Too Bad If You Have To Do Everything Upon Reflection And Can't Do Anything From Early Habit.

Every Man Has His Moral Backside Which He Refrains From Showing Unless He Has To And Keeps Covered As Long As Possible With The Trousers Of Decorum.