God Bless You If You Have One

When I Planned My Wedding The First Time, My Ex-husband And I, We Were Both Struggling Comics. I Had A Tv Show That Had Gotten Cancelled. Basically, I Rented A Wedding Gown; The Reception Hall Smelled Like Feet.

My Dad Has Been Married To His Wife For 15 Years And Wherever He Goes There Better Be A Seat For Her. I Like Real Couples That Tell You How To Get Through On Wednesdays When You're Just At The End Of Your Rope - The Ones Who Really Know How To Make It Through. We Have To Stop Looking At Hollywood Couples Because You're Going To Get Disappointed.

As The Oldest I Was A Daddys Girl And Loved Him With All My Heart. My Daddy Had Holes In His Shoes So That He Could Pay For My Photography Classes, You Know What I Mean.

I Burn A Lot Of Stuff. My Son, Bless His Heart, Eats It Anyway. But He Makes A Face!

I'm A Mother. Mothers Multi-task.