God Bless America. And No Place Else.

All People Naturally Hate. My Kid Bites People Now. I Didn't Teach My Kid To Bite Anybody. Kids Say Mean Stuff. Only Through Love Do We Get This Evil Out Of Them. Only Through Love And Structure And Discipline Do They Not Hate. The Kids That Hate Didn't Learn Anything, That's The Problem.

If You Properly Clean A Room, It Gets Dirtier Before It Gets Cleaner.

I'm An Independent, But I Got To Admit I Lean Democratic.

I Know What You're Thinking: Why Is Chris Rock Bagging Groceries? But I Dropped Out Of High School In The Tenth Grade, So If I Couldn't Tell Jokes This Is Exactly What I'd Be Doing.

I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I Never Curse In Front Of My Mother, Either.