Go Where You're Celebrated, Not Tolerated. I'm

I'm A Bit Of An Insomniac. I'm Always Thinking. I've Got A Lot Of Ideas For Lyrics And Shows. I Have A Notepad By The Side Of The Bed And Voice Recorders Around The House.

Why Does Anything Ever Happen? Some Things Happen And Some Don't.

Getting Married Is The Most Fun You Can Have In Life. Being Married Sucks

Make No Mistake: Bob Ritchie's Up Early In The Morning Taking Pictures Of His Son On The First Day Of His Senior Year. Kid Rock Is Passed Out In A Hotel Room Somewhere With Four Scantily-clad Women.

A Common Man, Even Like Myself, I Don't Know How To Pay My Taxes.