Go On With A Spirit That Fears

The Long Historian Of My Country's Woes.

Young People Are Thoughtless As A Rule.

Achilles Absent Was Achilles Still!

She Threw Into The Wine Which They Were Drinking A Drug Which Takes Away Grief And Passion And Brings Forgetfulness Of All Ills

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.