Go Insane Go Insane, Throw Some Glitter,

I Don't Get Embarrassed.

I Want To Show You That You Can Be Funny And Hot. You Can Drink And Read. People Are Still Getting Used To What I Am.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Pretty Much Just Talk To And About Men The Way Men Talk To And About Women.

I Just Love Animals, And I'm An Advocate For Animals Rights, And My Family Has Rescued Dogs From All Over The World. I Don't Believe In Animal Testing. If You See Me In Fur, It's Always Fake. Sometimes You See Me Wearing Skulls, But Those Are All From Roadkill