Go Ahead, Fail. Try To Avoid Mistakes,

Emotions Are Far More Contagious Than Any Disease. A Smile Or A Panic Will Spread Through A Group Of People Far Faster Than Any Virus Ever Could. When You Walk Into The Office Or A Negotiation, Then, Wash Your Bad Mood Away Before You See Us. Don't Cough On Us, Don't Sneeze On Us, Sure, But Don't Bring Your Grouchiness, Your Skepticism Or Your Fear In Here Either. It Might Spread.

The Librarian Isn't A Clerk Who Happens To Work In A Library. A Librarian Is A Data Hound, A Guide, A Sherpa And A Teacher. The Librarian Is The Interface Between Reams Of Data And The Untrained But Motivated User.

Your Audacious Life Goals Are Fabulous. We're Proud Of You For Having Them. But It's Possible That Those Goals Are Designed To Distract You From The Thing That's Really Frightening You--the Shift In Daily Habits That Would Mean A Re-invention Of How You See Yourself.

That The Horrible Zika Virus Or Hiv, We Can Look At What It Means To Be Patient Zero, What It Means To Need Not Much Contact To Spread, And All Of Those Things Follow Into The Way Ideas Spread.

The Problem With Taking Offense Is That It's Really Hard To Figure Out What To Do With It After You're Done Using It. Better To Just Leave It On The Table And Walk Away. Umbrage Untaken Quietly Disappears.