Glitter Is The Herpes Of Craft Supplies.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.