Give Me A Dollar Or I'll Spit

There Was Something Special About Being In A Strange Place, All Alone In A Mass Of People Even If You Had Just Screwed Up Your Life, Or Perhaps Especially If You Had Just Screwed Up Your Life.

You Make The Decision: Whom Did God Punish?

I'm Not Stupid. I Know Everybody Thinks I Am. I Just Don't Like Answering Their Questions.

Well, Let Me Tell You Something, Caveman. You Are Here On Account Of One Person. If It Wasn't For That Person, You Wouldn't Be Here Digging Holes In The Hot Sun. You Know Who That Person Is?" "my No-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.

I'm Not Saying It's Going To Be Easy. Nothing In Life Is Easy. But That's No Reason To Give Up. You'll Be Surprised What You Can Accomplish If You Set Your Mind To It.after All, You Only Have One Life, So You Should Try To Make The Most Of It.