Getting Married Was The Best Thing I've

Even When I'm Trying To Be Straightforward And Honest And My Comments Are Innocent, Inevitably They Get Turned Into Something Sort Of Salacious.

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.

Boys In Their Twenties Are A Waste Of Time. They Have Nothing To Offer Conversationally; They're Immature. I Feel Like I Have A Better Shot With Someone In His Thirties.

I Don’t Like Boys Who Are Mean To Their Mommies. That’s A Real Turn Off For Me. And I Don’t Like Boys Who Aren’t Chivalrous. To Me, Not Being Respectful Is A Big Deal.

Because Everyone Is Someone's Child, Every Woman Seems Like Someone's Mother.