Because Everyone Is Someone's Child, Every Woman

I Think That I'm So Psychotic And So Mentally Ill That If I Could Tap Into That I Could Do Something Really Interesting.

Women Hold The Power Because We Have The Vaginas. If You're In A Heterosexual Relationship And You're A Female, You Win.

I Would Love To Do A Movie Naked; It Would Be Beautiful. No One Dares Make That Kind Of Film Today. They Did It In The 1930s In An Arty Way, So Why Not Now?

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.

I Need To Behave In A Way That Will Cause People To Take Me Seriously.