Because Everyone Is Someone's Child, Every Woman

You Have To Assume Everything Is Going To End Up Online, Even If You're Alone In A Hotel Elevator.

What Distracts Me From My Reality Is Bigfoot. They Are My Celebrities.

I Have The Libido Of A 15-year-old Boy...

I've Come To The Realization That If I Don't Feel Like Sharing, Then I'm Just Not Going To Share. But I'm Not Going To Go Out Of My Way To Mislead People Or Keep Them At A Distance, Because That Doesn't Really Get Me Anywhere Either.

I'm Smart And I Can Be Really Funny And Interesting And I Can Go Toe-to-toe With Anybody In A Conversation.