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My Mother Paid Eight Dollars A Month For Rent. When She Had It. Mostly We Were Evicted, Because She Couldnt Afford To Pay The Eight Dollars A Month.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

Every Actor Looks All His Life For A Part That Will Combine His Talents With His Personality... 'the Odd Couple' Was Mine. That Was The Plutonium I Needed. It All Started Happening After That.

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.