Gentlemen Always Seem To Remember Blondes.

Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants To Laugh All Of The Time.

On A Plane You Can Pick Up More And Better People Than On Any Other Public Conveyance Since The Stagecoach.

I Don't Like Diabolism So I Stay Away From Things Like Clockwork Orange. I Think Diabolism Is Awfully Childish. I Don't Even Want To See The Godfather. I Couldn't Stand Seeing That Horse's Head Cut Off. I Wouldn't Mind If It Were Marlon Brando's.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.

The Wrong Side Of The Tracks Is Livelier.