Gentlemen Always Seem To Remember Blondes.

...in The Past, As Now, [hollywood] Was A Stamping Ground For Tastelessness, Violence, And Hyperbole, But Once Upon A Time It Turned Out A Product Which Sweetened The Flavor Of Life All Over The World.

If We Have To Tell Hollywood Good-by, It May Be With One Of Those Tender, Old-fashioned, Seven-second Kisses Exchanged Between Two People Of The Opposite Sex, With All Their Clothes On.

Men No Longer Prefer Blondes. Today Gentlemen Seem To Prefer Gentlemen.

And A Famous Film Star Who Is Left Alone Is More Alone Than Any Other Person Has Ever Been In The Whole Histry Of The World, Because Of The Contrast To Our Normal Enviromint.

I Once Witnessed More Ardent Emotions Between Men At An Elks' Rally In Pasadena Than They Could Ever Have Felt For The Type Of Woman Available To An Elk.