Gentlemen Always Seem To Remember Blondes.

It's True That The French Have A Certain Obsession With Sex, But It's A Particularly Adult Obsession. France Is The Thriftiest Of All Nations; To A Frenchman Sex Provides The Most Economical Way To Have Fun. The French Are A Logical Race.

One Might Feel That, At My Age, I Should Look On Life With More Gravity. After All, I've Been Privileged To Listen, Firsthand, Tosome Of The Most Profound Thinkers Of My Daywho Were All Beset By Gloom Over The Condition The World Had Gotten Into. Then Why Can't I View It With Anything But Amusement?

It Isn't That Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes, It's Just That We Look Dumber.

I Always Say That A Girl Never Really Looks As Well As She Does On Board A Steamship, Or Even A Yacht.

Show Business Is The Best Possible Therapy For Remorse.