Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants

Men No Longer Prefer Blondes. Today Gentlemen Seem To Prefer Gentlemen.

Show Business Is The Best Possible Therapy For Remorse.

There's Nothing Colder Than Chemistry.

Tallulah [bankhead] Was The Foremost Naughty Girl Of Her Era But, In Those Days, "naughty" Meant Piquant, Whereas Values Have So Changed That Now, In The 1970s, It Generally Means Nauseating.

I'm Furious About The Women's Liberationists. They Keep Getting Up On Soap-boxes And Proclaiming That Women Are Brighter Than Men. That's True, But It Should Be Kept Very Quiet Or It Ruins The Whole Racket.