Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants

I Always Say That A Girl Never Really Looks As Well As She Does On Board A Steamship, Or Even A Yacht.

A Girl With Brains Ought To Do Something With Them Besides Think.

Nobody Can Tell About This California Climate. One Minit Its Hot And The Next Minit Its Cold, So A Person Never Knows What To Hock.

I've Never Known A Philadelphian Who Wasn't A Downright 'character'; Possibly A Defense Mechanism Resulting From The Dullness Of Their Native Habitat.

In Any Service Where A Couple Hold Down Jobs As A Team, The Male Generally Takes His Ease While The Wife Labors At His Job As Wellas Her Own.