Genius Is An Infinite Capacity For Pain.

Poets Are Regarded As Handicapped Writers Whose Work Must Be Treated With A Tender Condescension, Such As One Accords The Athletic Achievements Of Basketball Players Confined To Wheelchairs.

Genius Is An Infinite Capacity For Pain.

Creativeness Is Finding Patterns Where None Exist.

Writers Tend To Consider Distinction And Originality As Virtues, But They Are Anathema To Publishers.

But The Toaster Was Quite Satisfied With Itself, Thank You. Though It Knew From Magazines That There Were Toasters Who Could Toast Four Slices At A Time, It Didn't Think That The Master, Who Lived Alone And Seemed To Have Few Friends, Would Have Wanted A Toaster Of Such Institutional Proportions. With Toast, It's Quality That Matters, Not Quantity.