Gambling: The Sure Way Of Getting Nothing

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

The Most Efficient Water Power In The World - Women's Tears.

The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.

I've Spent Several Years In Hollywood, And I Still Think The Movie Heroes Are In The Audience.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.