Funny Always Makes The Bad Things Go

The Only Way To Look At Men Is Like They're Electrons. They Have All These Charges Sticking Out, And They're Always Looking For A Hole Where They Can Put Those Charges.

If You Smile, Even If You’re Feeling Bad, The Action Of The Muscles Will Trick Your Brain Into Thinking You’re Happy

You Know What They Say: A Woman Needs A Man About As Much As A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

Just Because Something Doesn't Last Forever, It Doesn't Mean It Wasn't Meaningful While It Did Last. It Doesn't Mean It Wasn't Important.

Maybe Our Girlfriends Are Our Soulmates And Guys Are Just People To Have Fun With.