Fun Is A Sugar-coated Physic.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.

Titles Are Valuable; They Make Us Acquainted With Many Persons Who Otherwise Would Be Lost Among The Rubbish.

Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never Be Regained In Its Original Purity.

Self-made Men Are Most Always Apt To Be A Little Too Proud Of The Job.

It Is Not Much Trouble To Doctor Sick Folks, But To Doctor Healthy Ones Is Troublesome.