Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never

Common Sense Is An Instinct Given To Man And Enough Of It Is Genius. Smartness Is Measured By The Level Of Common Sense One Has, Not By How Much Educated Or Knowledgeable He Is.

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

When A Man Comes To Me For Advice, I Find Out The Kind Of Advice He Wants, And I Give It To Him.

Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home, And Lives Upon What It Can Pick Up.

It Is True That Wealth Won't Make A Man Virtuous, But I Notice There Ain't Anybody Who Wants To Be Poor Just For The Purpose Of Being Good.