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Idealism Is Based On Big Ideas. And, As Anybody Who Has Ever Been Asked "what's The Big Idea?" Knows, Most Big Ideas Are Bad Ones.

The Whole Idea Of Our Government Is This: If Enough People Get Together And Act In Concert, They Can Take Something And Not Pay For It.

The Motorcycle Is A Device Created By The Team Of God And Darwin To Rid The World Of Useless Young Males.

Government Conspiracy? They Can't Even Deliver Our Mail And It's Got Our Address On It And Everything!

Not Being A Liberal, I Have Very Little Grasp Of Things That I Know Nothing About.