I Started Reading Hunter S. Thompson When

The Question Nowadays Is Not What Makes Government Work. The Question Is How Do We Make It Stop.

West Germans Are Tall, Pink, Pert And Orthodontically Corrected, With Hands, Teeth And Hair As Clean As Their Clothes And Clothes As Sharp As Their Looks. Except For The Fact That They All Speak English Pretty Well, They're Indistinguishable From Americans.

Golf Combines Two Favorite American Pastimes: Taking Long Walks And Hitting Things With A Stick.

Politics Is The Art Of Achieving Prestige And Power Without Merit.

During The Mid-1980s Dairy Farmers Decided There Was Too Much Cheap Milk At The Supermarket. So The Government Bought And Slaughtered 1.6 Million Dairy Cows. How Come The Government Never Does Anything Like This With Lawyers?