Free Is The Best. Anything Free Is

We Don't Trust Anyone Who Does Anything Nice. That's Just The Sad World We Live In.

I'm Not Saying, "i Don't Condone Plastic Surgery." But If You Do It, Then Do It Well, Make Sure You Come Out Looking Like Yourself. You're Comfortable Being Put Under A Knife And Being Disemboweled? Great!

There's Something Sexy About A Gut. Not A 400-pound Beer Gut, But A Little Paunch. I Love That.

There Is Something Sexy About A Computer Nerd.

I Think Every Human Being Has A Level Of Melancholy In Life And In General.