Fame Means When Your Computer Modem Is

Don't Corral Me, And I'll Always Come Home. Just Let Me Go Out And Play During The Day.

People Who Do Comedy Really Are The Nastiest People On The Planet.

Anything Sweet, Really Sweet, That I Have Was Nothing That I Planned.

Motherhood Is Beautiful. Everything [my Son] Does Makes Me So Happy.

I'm Not Saying, "i Don't Condone Plastic Surgery." But If You Do It, Then Do It Well, Make Sure You Come Out Looking Like Yourself. You're Comfortable Being Put Under A Knife And Being Disemboweled? Great!