Fortunately, We Are Not In Control.

You'll Never Get Ahead By Blaming Your Problems On Other People.

When You Hear Me, You Know It's Me, Regardless Of The Song.

There Are Only So Many Notes So There Must Be Only So Many Melodies.

When I Would Sell Encyclopedias, I Would Drive Down The Road Looking For A House With A Swing Set In The Back, And I'd Say, "oh, Those Folks Got Kids. They Need Some Books." I'd Knock On Their Door And Sell Them A Set Of Encyclopedias, And Those Books Were From $300 To $600. I'd Look Around The House, And If There Wasn't That Much Furniture In The House, I Felt A Little Bad About Selling A $600 Set Of Books To People Who Couldn't Afford A Couch. So I Didn't Last At That Job Very Long.

My Sister Played The Piano. She’s Two Years Older Than Me, And I Always Wanted To Play Something. So My Grandmother Got The Guitar For Me, And Showed Me A Couple Of Chords To Start Off. And Then I Got Me A Book. Next Thing You Know, I Was Playing Along With Sister.