Fortunately, We Are Not In Control.

I Think Most Art Comes Out Of Poverty And Hard Times.

I Smoke Pot Every Day, And I Love It!

If You Go To A Magic Show, You Don't Want To See Logic.

When I Would Sell Encyclopedias, I Would Drive Down The Road Looking For A House With A Swing Set In The Back, And I'd Say, "oh, Those Folks Got Kids. They Need Some Books." I'd Knock On Their Door And Sell Them A Set Of Encyclopedias, And Those Books Were From $300 To $600. I'd Look Around The House, And If There Wasn't That Much Furniture In The House, I Felt A Little Bad About Selling A $600 Set Of Books To People Who Couldn't Afford A Couch. So I Didn't Last At That Job Very Long.

Most Of The Stuff I've Read About Me Has Been True.