To Know Another's Heart, You Must First

In Real Life I Do Violence, But For Psychic Stuff I Do Other Things Better.

What Happens In Vegas May Stay In Vegas, But What Happens In New Orleans, Goes Home With You.

Men Don't Settle Down Because Of The Right Woman. They Settle Down Because They Are Finally Ready For It. Whatever Woman They're Dating When They Get Ready Is The One They Settle Down With, Not Necessarily The Best One Or The Prettiest, Just The One Who Happened To Be On Hand When The Time Got To Be Right. Unromantic, But Still True.

There Are Only Two Things You Can Do When You're Dressed Like Barbie Does Bondage; You Can Be Embarrassed Or You Can Be Aggressive. Guess What My Choice Was.

If You're Dressed For My Funeral, It's Too Casual. If It's Just Street Clothes, Then You Must Be Scaring The Tourists.