I Hate To Shop. I Consider It

A Pink Taffeta Evening Gown. It Looked Like It Had Run Away From A Junior High Prom... The Dress Looked Like A Petunia On Steroids To Me.

I Am Sincere, Ma Petite, Even When I Lie.

I Had Been Downright Paranoid All Afternoon, Aware Of Everyone Near Me. By The Time I Went For The Car, My Neck And Shoulders Were Knotted Into One Painful Ache. The Most Frightening Thing I'd Seen All Afternoon Had Been The Prices On The Designer Clothing.

Personally, I Think Neutral Is Just Another Way Of Saving Your Own Ass At The Expense Of Someone Else's.

The Federal Government Has Never Been Known For Its Sense Of Humor.