For The Record, I Iike Jay-z. That's

These Fledgling Democracies In The Middle East, They're Actually Fighting For Their Freedom. And What Are They Rioting For In England? Leisurewear.

As Soon As People Realize That The Majority Of People In This Country Take Drugs Then The Better Off We'll All Be. It's Not Like A Scandalous Sensation Or Anything Like That... Drugs Is Like Getting Up And Having A Cup Of Tea In The Morning.

I Envy Drummers. It Must Be The Ultimate To Sing And Play Drums At The Same Time. Phil Collins, No Wonder He's So F... Happy.

If I Can Give You Any Advice, It's This: Every Hour That You Spend Sat On The Couch Doing Nothing, Put It To Good Use, Because When You Have Kids, An Hour Is Like A Lifetime.

Look. I Was A Superhero In The '90s. I Said So At The Time. Mccartney, Weller, Townshend, Richards, My First Album's Better Than All Their First Albums. Even They'd Admit That.