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I Envy Drummers. It Must Be The Ultimate To Sing And Play Drums At The Same Time. Phil Collins, No Wonder He's So F... Happy.

There Is A Limited Supply Of Excellent Songs, But I Am Not The Only One. Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years. Rock Musicians Over 30 Only Produce Unimportant Material.

Jack White Has Just Done A Song For Coca-cola. End Of. He Ceases To Be In The Club. And He Looks Like Zorro On Doughnuts.

Oasis Were The Last Great, Traditional Rock 'n' Roll Band. We Came Along Before The Internet So, If You Wanted To See Us, You Had To Be There. It Makes Me Feel Like A Righteous Old Man.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.